What, are you guys from Cleveland? I would never welcome him back. He's like a girlfriend who decided to leave you and bang some other guys for a few years, and then show up at your doorstep with some nice words about how you're really the one she wants to be with. No thanks.

Cleveland fans are pathetic. I get that most of them haven't seen a major professional championship in their lifetimes (I went to college in Cleveland, and I saw the pain first hand when the Tribe came THAT CLOSE). But LeBron humiliated them on national TV only a few years ago. If I was a Cavs fan, I'd rather see us…

In that first photo all the news outlets kept showing of Stiviano and Sterling sitting together at a game, I swear it looks like Stiviano and the woman behind her have the exact same plastic surgeon.

I'll tell you one thing to buy at Costco, the rotisserie chicken. At around $5, that shit is GOOD and much cheaper than local grocery stores. Yeah, we can buy/cook it ourselves, but for a quick, already cooked, chicken dinner, it's hard to beat.

I was praying so fucking hard for a horrible typo.

I don't know about you, but I had at the least 4 to 5 programming projects per class during my undergraduate studies for computer science. This just seems like a bunch of YouTube videos haphazardly thrown together to resemble a curriculum at a university.

Also, I found the electives helped tremendously in the working…

Good. Now all universities do likewise. You are there to learn. Partying should not be school-sanctioned.

"Hack"?

That third story gave me chills. I'm so upset that he got away after assaulting the poor manager. Fuck people who attack people like that.

Sterling will see it. Maybe it will nudge him one more step toward selling the team.

Puh-lease. She loves his money, plain and simple. She's almost — not quite, but almost — as despicable as he is.

Some of us put in an honest 9-5 to pay the bills. Some of us just learn to give an 80-year-old billionaire a blowjob and call him "honey."

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Umm, this may sound weird but I had a doctor who warmed up the speculum for me. And hear me out, I am NOT saying it wasn't uncomfortable but it didn't feel so bad at all. Like, he just stood there chatting with me for a minute or so and holding it.

I think we have established that to the writers of Jezebel, Photoshop is some magical voodoo, that was programmed by devil witches and demons that drink baby tear mochas.

Yeah... it looks like they just changed the white balance. Nbd. Hardly "photoshopped." You can do that with your shitty phone camera were you so inclined.

Here you go!

Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.