On the plus side, people panic when you drive up behind them at a rate of speed. Fun must be had.

Is it at least based on the Guilietta?

Whatever happened to the guy that bought a firetruck, just for the hell of it? Jalop did a piece on him a while back.

Does that not make you feel kinda sad though? I mean, admittedly I'm in Lancashire so the only knowing nods I'd get are if I was in an Astra or Chevy Spark, but you've bought an Impreza and now you can't be happy cause everybody thinks your a cop. :(

Some guy in the office next to mine did this with his M3. But he's painted it now, and painted the bonnet (hood?) roof and boot (trunk?) black. It was a sad day. :(

Sure, it's a shame Germany didn't develop nukes about 70 years ago. Woulda stopped Murica dropping 2 atom bombs on Japan. Easy to point a finger...

You do know that rap and grime are a big part of the UK music scene, right?

Dammit Coleman, you had one job!

I want a 182 trophy in that awesome orange colour.

Sorry, I've got my times mixed up, when he got it wrecked he had like-for-like, so he got a brand new Grand Cherokee V6 to run around in :D

Nah, I disagree with the daytime running lights. They're a brilliant idea, even if it's not strictly for why they were designed. It means that when soccer mom sets out at 10pm of an evening to go buy more wine and doesn't turn her lights on (happens all too often here) she is at least slightly illuminated so I don't…

I was always a Clio kind of guy, but I'm just not too sure about the new one.

The new Corsa and Astra aren't bad cars. Especially in VXR trim. The interior's a bit shitty, but they're certainly lookers. The Astra more than the Corsa.

Oh lord, my dad had one of these as a courtesy car when his Jeep got in a wreck, and it's slower than tectonic shift. And surprisingly thirsty too, he ended up putting in a similar amount of fuel per mile, although I suppose that's more because he was ragging the shit out of it everywhere he went.

Well, the Boso style is never going on the 'Fastest Lap' board...

Lower reliability? What planet do you live on?

Rover as its own brand is dead methinks. I'm not too sad if I'm honest, it reeks of old man. I'm glad MG have survived though.

So why did you get a point if they deducted 5 Km/h off your speed? I'm confuuuuused. D:

I've just been on their website and they're back! :D They're also releasing a new car this month! MG that is, not Rover. Part of some Chinese company, so we'll see how the build quality is...

The 75 is actually a really nice car. I think they should have kept making Rover for the older gentlemen and just made some balls-out fun cars using the MG marque for us younger lot. Imagine if MG had joined the hot hatch war that's going on atm. I'm drooling just thinking about it. A proper british hot hatch. Yes…