Hmm.

Call it the Time Warner Cable (or Comcast/Xfinity) Customer Service Cup: Hours of going in circles, getting pitched on products and services you don't want, all to end up back in the same place you started.

This guy did it in an E39 M5 in the rain:

someone sent this to me today;

The answer is probably yes unless you are talking about Alfa Romeo.

who you kidding Raph?

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Dude, you must be having a fucking laugh...US saved Europe in WWI, WWII and throughout the cold war...tripping much?

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

Haha, I understand.

YOU ALREADY HAVE AN E30 M3, SLS AMG, I8, AND DELOREAN. NO MORE CAR FOR YOU.

I'm English buddy!

it would be nice to see a modern day TVR Cerbera which had 420hp, at a time when Ferrari's 458 equivalent (F355) has 380, weighed 200kg more, and was almost half the price.. soo.. the modern day Cerbera would have 620hp, weigh 1280kg and cost £80k.. bring it on !!

Where do I send my resume?!

Just check out the motorized roller skates (so practical!) above. And no, these aren't your easy-peasy 'lectrified skates of today, no sir and/or madam. Originally thought of by a man from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, which is a real place in England, I swear, as an ingenious way for soldiers to get around in The…

I did Amelia Island last year. I don't remember a fucking thing about anyone involved.

Here's your instant loophole:

Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

My mother is a first generation US native. My Abuela (Grandmother), my great uncle (her brother) and two of my uncles (husbands to my mother's sisters) are all Cuban born and naturalized US citizens. My grandmother and her brother left when Castro started to rattle his sword, one uncle was a Marielito and the other…

I went in early 2011, and a man with a Peugeot 504 came by - I looked at it, and he said 'all original' and popped the hood to show me. Most ot it was, but the coil read CCCP on it, so I pointed that out... he said "good eye" and asked me what I drove - Hyundai Pony. He had no idea what that was, so I compared it to…