No. no, no. The story of Onan tells us that we should never spill our seed onto the ground.

I’m not terribly familiar with giant bird anatomy, but if you’ve got a jib you can consider this a compliment as to its cut.

Jesus, dude, that’s clearly not even close to what they were saying. This is good news because the serial abuser no longer gets the attention and opportunities to continue his horrible behavior.

I mean I wouldn’t hate on her, but she is wrong in this case. And people have the right to be outraged. It doesn’t matter if she’s 90. Being willfully ignorant about sexual assault isn’t a thing that should be excused.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure American society as a whole has changed how it views such things drastically in the past 5 years alone.

This actually made me outwardly laugh

Dearest Martha, Martine, Mary, Maryanne, Mathilda, Maude, Maureen, etc...

God forbid someone accuse Ken Burns next. We’ll have to suffer through an 18 hour apology.

Why do you care? What difference does it make? You do you.

I’m a hipster and a fraud for saying I like the man and what he stood for, even if I don’t like his music? Okay, then.

his resignation is the right thing to do *and* it’s the only way the DNC can claim any high ground on this issue.

Now they get to support the candidate of their choice and be a job creator. This winning is awesome!

If you want to make their tiny brains seize up, tell them that not using Keurig is great for the environment because of the billions of those shitty little (recyclable, but non-reusable and non-compostable) plastic cups that are unnecessarily manufactured.

Me not would be surprised if bunch of these morons end up buying replacement coffee maker in few months and Keurig end up making more money in long run.

These are the same types of idiots that believed a Pizza and Ping Pong place in DC was the site of an underage Democratic Party sex ring. Morals and Facts can just seem to be thrown out a window for conservatives if you don’t like what you hear.

Hey Republicans, you are technically within your Constitutional rights to defend your pedophile nominee for one of the highest offices in the land, but don’t you dare ever try to take any sort of moral high ground ever again.

As my driving instructor taught me many years ago, “even if the pedestrian runs naked into the street from between cars and starts dancing, it’s not OK to hit them”.

You are unpleasant.

I say this as someone who has been grabbed inappropriately twice at a bar.

Don’t we always hope it isn’t true (that a person has been harassed/assaulted/raped)? Do you mean that, unlike the other assholes accused, you don’t expect this to be true?