The jib’s the wobbly skin part underneath the throat, I think, thanks for noticing!

Fill the guns with seeds and shoot ‘em into the ground, I reckon.

I heard from a totally reliable source that he used to keep Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, and Yvette Nicole Brown in his underground sex dungeon between takes on Community.

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The Ryan Seacrest Type has harassed Some Lady, and then An Actress Or Something.

Here, Collin Rugg, let me fix this for you...

The great philosophers and theologians of the ages have grappled with the problem of evil with mixed results.I don’t give Bill O’Reilly good odds for solving this particular conundrum.

She died while fighting for Catalonian independence.

If you take the extreme view that EVERYTHING is random and beyond our control, maybe that ends in nihilism. The truth is generally closer to “some things are within our control, at least up to a point, and some things are not.” Which seems to present something of an intermittent reinforcement schedule, in terms of…

The “everything happens for a reason” rationalization, in contexts like these, makes me incandescently furious. So, what — God’s plan was that a child should die horrifically, that the child’s family should be shattered, that the life of the driver be shattered, so that some moppet across town can get a heart…

I’m going to be lazy and link to the Wikipedia page:

He deleted a bunch of tweets that appear to have gone out yesterday, 9/26/2017. See https://projects.propublica.org/politwoops/user/realDonaldTrump.

There are several tweets still on his account supporting Strange, but the most recent I could find was from 9/23/2017.

Can you imagine how the Right would have reacted if Obama or Clinton had done this? It would have been the mother of all shitstorms.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy him a good pair of binoculars and a trip to the beach? He could watch ships slip over the horizon.

... eh, realistically they’re all out of my league, anyway.

Scheiß

Given that Netflix hasn’t even done a disc release, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

He knows much more about nuclear war than the generals.

Joke’s on Trump — in Korean, calling someone a “Rocket Man” is high praise for their sexual prowess.

Well, you know — SNL wouldn’t be SNL if it weren’t ready and willing to run an initially-popular premise right into the ground.