That's a good way to get the Cancer KinjAIDS.

OMAR SHOT FIRST.

Donald Trump is an alt-POTUS.

I really wish they'd fucking change that song.

Honestly, the desire has been there for a while but the city council has been bickering over who was going to pay for removal and what would become of the statues after they were removed. In fact, even though the council passed a resolution calling for the monuments to be destroyed, they were STILL dickering over…

Want to blow your mind even more? Check out Maryland's (very handsome) flag. Today, it's the quartered coats of arms of the Calvert family (that's the black and gold) and the Crosslands (the red and white cross). Back in the day, though, it was just the Calvert coat of arms. What happened was, the Crossland cross was…

"Björgasm?"

"IF YOU THINK that our external life is almost wholly performative… you might be a redneck!"

"Do you sometimes get wistfully nostalgic for a time when you didn’t have to make decisions and could simply flick on a TV just to watch whatever was already airing, commercials and all?"

NOTE: Moochie died on his way back to his home planet.

"Vulpes Inculta, the best of my frumentarii, is dead.

Remember the Glautusi?

Does he want to get Kuru? Because that's how you get Kuru.

3D, 2D — WHY ARE YOU PIGS SO FIXATED ON HER CUP SIZE?!?!

I post when I am bored.

Is Sybil there? Can I talk to her, instead?

You wouldn't know the truth if it came up and dry humped you, you delusional right wing sack of Steve Bannon's diarrhea.

Fuck off back to your bridge, troll.

Nah, it's Trump's safe word.

It's political correctness run aduck, that's what it is.