He doesn't even LOOK like the original Gizmoduck!

I did not know what an incel was, so I Googled it. I'm sorry that I did.

Not All Dummies, huh?

I don't have to buy you a Coke, though. Expecting there to be an implicit contract re: the Jinx just means you're entitled.

Aw, we don't hate you because you're a man, Brandon.

Trump has assuredly been a transformative president in the sense that his election has pretty much marked the end of the American Right's charade of being the "Moral Majority." The Left is moving to try to claim the mantel by framing their causes (most recently, universal health care) as moral imperatives. About…

I wish Margaret Atwood would hurry up and finish the sequel instead of messing around with all that stupid Wild Cards nonsense. It's been 32 years, already, finish the series! She's probably going to die before she writes the next book.

Silly, Walla Walla is in Washington.

Life is like a pain box. If you pull your hand out, you get stabbed with a Gom Jabar.

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Regarding Tequila: I swear by Espolon. You can't find it everywhere but it's pretty delightful for $20 - 25 a bottle. And, it is aged in oak barrels.

All this heckling seems pretty petty, sure, but some of it also really seems to get under Trump's skin.

The magic system (forget spells as soon as you cast them) and heavy reliance on magic gizmos owes a lot to Jack Vance's Dying Earth.

Mine is the "Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul."

Flip answer: we're all hipsters and we want to get ahead of the curve on opposing his policies.

See, that's the spirit!

Next four years are, if nothing else, going to be a fun period if you enjoy left-wing punk.

She should really smile more, right?

"We have the highest alcoholism rate in the first world by a healthy margin."

Fine, I was about to go on break anyway. I need to take épée.