Rapier? Touché!

All 60 million? Well some, I assume, are good people…

Hey, let's get some writers with solid experience writing unsatisfying sequels!

Redder, Deader Redemption

In six months, someone is going to be eating crow…

"I'm Old Gregg!"

@TheAVClub is desperate. No imagination!

Sharknado 5 is just going to be 90 minutes of various E-List celebrities standing in a field, taking turns beating a dead horse.

This is probably going to be the Jaws 4 of the Sharknado series.

That's "mennonites," and what have they ever done to you? Are you outraged by their plain dress and pacifism?

Well, he just lost my vote this November!

Great Jobs, International.

Note: Roland Emmerich was killed on the way back to his home planet.

Horn-blower.?! I barely Horn-know'er!!

Independence Day for me is the quintessential big, dumb movie. It is definitely dumb, but it is also pretty awesome at times (and it was more so back in 1996 when it was more novel). It hits a sweet spot balancing awesome with dumb that many other big, dumb movies utterly miss (looking at you Transformers. And, well,…

NOTE: Darth Vader died on the way back to his home planet.

Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later…

This isn't the best pun thread I've seen on the A.V. Club. It's just Oak-ay.

Paul Ryan: legitimate winner of the Republican primaries would be a real threat to Clinton.

Yeah we got our black ops all over the world,
from Kazakstan to Bombay.
Payin' the bribes like ye-ah.
Pluggin' the leaks like ye-ah.
Interrogating the scum of the Earth,
we'll break 'em by the break of day.
Ye-eah-eah-eah
It's a party in the U.S.A.!