Are you one of those people who gets irate when their salsa turns out to have been made in NEW YORK CITY?!

I thought it was neat. But I'm also an unrepentant data nerd.

I am so sad that terrible places where you can drink cheap, terrible alcohol are disappearing.

Not fair. Not fair! It must give usss three guesses, precious!

The correct response would have been: "What edition do you mean? The original UK Allen and Unwin release, or the American Ballentine Release?"

Make Captain America Great Again!

Point of the contest is to amuse our viewers back home. Weight loss by the participants is incidental to this.

Yep.

I fucking hate this show. It could be something inspirational, or at least instructive, to the millions of people dealing with obesity (self included.) Instead, the vibe I got off of it the couple times I was obliged to watch it was, "let's make these fatties run for our amusement!"

Nope, it's that winter wasn't actually coming, after all.

Bah, the "dry wit and acerbic wordplay" were why I liked the original.

"Have to, " or "get a once-in-a-lifetime chance to?"

Conversations… and also pageviews.

Spoken like a Natural Light drinker…

Something something, "hot for the cock," something something.

Well, naturally.

Thing about taking risks is, well, they're risky.

I actually did deny the applicant due to a specific item. The aggregate picture was indeed pretty dire, but specifically debt owed to a prior landlord had gone into collections. Not what I want to see.

I'm too lazy to go look up actual figures, but my understanding was that there is a link between "abstinence only" sex ed and elevated teenage pregnancy plus STI transmission, so quality sex ed doesn't seem to be completely useless.

And I'm reading this immediately after denying a potential tenant's application based upon an item on their credit report. I'm just going to go an loathe myself for a few hours.