I didn’t know Alanis Morissette had a Kinja account.

Well, there’s always meth

Normally I would make a joke about how stupid Mike Pence supporters are, but not drinking Jim Beam is the smartest thing they might have ever done in their mayonnaise sandwich eating lives.

With that type of common-sense and intelligence, you’ll never make it as a Hollywood exec.

If Oliver Stone wants to be part of the important conversations, he should just get himself a Kinja account.

Not yours. Back to Freedonia with you!

I don’t doubt your sincerity, but I have trouble seeing it that way. I constantly get sucked in, and don’t think of them as actors reciting dialogue at all.

Because it’s sex with someone they love

I’d like to rotate Amy Sedaris’ mattress and clean out her closet, if you know what I mean.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand how somebody both chooses to believe in an all powerful deity that controls the universe AND believes that his own anger is compelling enough to sway said deity.

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?

All I’m saying is you could really expand the Kevin Can Wait universe if you say she was killed by Thanos.

More like DIS-appointment television! [Jay Sherman laugh]

Yeah I still think it’s a shame. If he were actually serious about his therapy it would suck to think that other patients are just in there blabbing patient secrets. What’s the stop them from telling what someone who isn’t a rapist says that is still of a personal nature? Also it would make it easy for tabloids to…

A man whose bullying behavior has been allowed and rewarded at every turn for over a decade has issues ceding control? Say it ain’t so!

Is the answer obvious though? I mean, it depends on how you look at it. If you change the track and kill the one guy, you’re directly responsible for his death, instead of the other guys who just have terrible luck. Unless you view inaction as a choice in and of itself, making you culpable if you don’t pull the lever.…

It’s because Schrodinger’s Cat is difficult to execute without causing the episode to turn tragic.

But shoes have eyes and tongues. And they’re tired of being walked on.

Too bad he waited till the other shoe fell

I Have Five Toes and I Must Scream.