I’m back here. Hi. Can you bring me a sandwich? Please?

You mean the Antagonizer?

¡Paella!

Clone High: The Movie: A Rope of Sand had better have a giraffe, who is actually a symbol for Abe.

Someone's been reading Last Call.

… well played.

Sadly, no.

"Lemonade Lucy!"

Hey, U R guay!

"… as though a fight could actually happen." Exactly. I can't imagine a "reality show" having any sanctioned non-social conflict, which to my mind misses the point for a zombie apocalypse.

A university near me has a club that hosts Human vs. Zombie games. The humans get equipped with various nerf-ish weapons and have to elude being caught and savaged by the zombies. The game plays out over the entire campus. (I've been meaning to check it out, but I'm not in fantastic shape and am not keen to get my ass…

Chess is a lot better if you buy all the DLC. The game is nearly unplayable unless you've unlocked the battering ram and gray squares.

I heard that not only is he in the movie, but he has a litter of adorably precocious baby R2-D2s and man, do they cause the hijinks!

Huh… which prince-elector of the Empire are you?

"Hello, I am running for president. My qualifications: I have over 1,000 hours logged on Europa Universalis IV."

I'm better at video games than the president! Nyah nyah!

It's a good way to get your junk all abraded.

So… Bruce Campbell?

SyFy seems like it's getting there, at times.

The sarcasm went over your head, didn't it?