I tried watching Reading Rainbow, but I was always, like, "the book was SO much better!"

Maybe if whatever channel Reading Rainbow was on back in 2006 had just asked people for money directly, the show wouldn't have been canceled in the first place.

"Sharkcano?"

I have several friends who are savagely antipathetic towards the Men's Rights crowd, a movement I have more or less deliberately avoided learning about. I suspected that my friends were overreacting. Then I saw this quote.

Obviously the general population needs access to surface-to-air missiles and anti-tank ordinance. It's the only way to keep the gubmint honest!

I misread that and for a glorious moment thought that octogenarian satirist and mathematician Tom Lehrer was running a rap lyrics website.

"You should get all the DLC" is the biggest reason I haven't touched ME3, yet. I can't really get excited about paying a substantial amount of money for DLC — the cost of the base game, if you're completist — to get the most out of it. When and if they come out with an edition that bundles all the DLC, then I'll give…

Yeah, I do this all the time, especially with open-world games — I put off the main storyline so that I can explore everything and do all the sidequests, then get bored with the whole affair right before the endgame and put the game down.

In my defense, I have no idea who Macklemore is.

Max van Sydow is playing Grand General Thrawm.

Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.

You have a very idiosyncratic scoring system, there.

"I'm probably going to die alone in front of computer pornography." "I'll just draw a sad face."

It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

My sole experience with the EU is the Thrawn trilogy plus the Hand of Thrawn duology. I can remember there being parts of Hand of Thrawn where Zahn was forced to explain other, dumb things that happened in the EU and the subtext screamed, "I feel your pain, guys, but unfortunately it really is canon."

Them's Na'vi. I'm pretty sure.

Man, those lightsabers are going to be throwing off lens flares with every swing, mwahahahaha!

I remember that segment, vividly, although for totally different reasons — I thought that it was so unbelievable and silly that it pretty much ended my interest in pro-wrestling.

Interpretive dance!

I got mad at the God for screwing up the jumble caper…