Because Christian fundamentalists take as their starting point the assertion that the Bible is inerrant. If you point out, "yes, but this part here in Genesis is clearly wrong," then the whole house of cards falls down.

I predict it will be a dramatization of Operation Crossroads, and its title will be "Michael Bay's Hot Bikini."

I have never seen Crash, the 2004 film about, I guess, race stuff. But I have seen Crash, the 1996 David Cronenberg film about gross car accident sex. Whenever I hear about the latter, it often takes me a second to realize that it's not the former.

I take joy in drinking to try and numb the pain.

The AV Club

The obvious solution to revitalizing both genres: giant monster rom-com.

I think the closest we've gotten is Dilbert.

Eeeeeeeevil shenanigans…

I dunno… I liked Beerfest. It wasn't as strong as Super Troopers, of course, but it was fun. I'd hardly call it "shit."

Imagen if Sienfield on TV today!

Well, taken separately each is pretty mainstream. But mixed together? Man, you're getting into weird territory…

Thank you for that non-sequitur.

If your fanfiction promises Beyonce references, pancakes, and, oh, two canonically heterosexual, male characters having their sexual identities inverted so they can share their first kiss, I think your assertion that it's "something most people would enjoy" might be slightly off the mark. I think the phrase you're…

-I- think it's funny how many people contributing to this "discussion" are first time posters who have only ever commented on this one article. If I didn't know better I'd think that the the comments section is getting swamped by tetchy fans of the fanfiction.

Doug & Dad
$240 Worth of Pudding
Eating Muppets
Monkey Torture
Wildtown

… that's not actually how fascism works.

The movie needed more Brian Blessed.

But the eighth doctor was "half-human," and therefore by default the "most human." ;-)

Doesn't it have to be within the bonds of wedlock?

I read the comments :-(