I stand corrected, you made a generalization about most of them. " If 90% of those people got crates to stick their terrible mutts in when they leave the house they wouldn't have any problems" is also a thing you said. And I stand by assertion that that statement makes you an asshole. Just because you like YOUR…

Apparently I'm a man! Good to know, I'm off to get my raise.

I'm not the one making sweeping statements regarding ALL THE DOGS.

Ahh yes, I forgot that your dog was the template for all dogs!

It's Vonnegut come to life! Stand tall Harriet Bergeron, refuse the helmet, refuse the weights!

If your response to "my dog is acting out when I leave" is to stuff em in a cage, you are kind of an asshole. Regardless of the current state of your pets (two cats and a dog?). I also have two cats and a dog. When the fat one scratches people, it's because the people weren't paying attention to cats very visible…

I don't want to star that because omg. I'm glad they finally figured it out.

The best part of being a grown up is not having to smoke any more resin.

I live in Reno, and thanks to a great growing community, I can pick up a quarter pound of good (better than mids, not one and done) for around $500. Compared to Kansas City where they try to sell mids for 60-70 an eighth. Yet another reason to live out here!

I thought vodka tampons was an urban myth. Yick.

Be wary! There is a faction that thinks you are a terrible person for thinking this! You have no respect for life if you want GRRM to live long enough to finish!

I would totally go home with a dude (all things being equal among one night stand options) if I got to keep a Boba Fett Is My Homeboy tshirt. But I think it's rude to steal clothes from one night stands.

And you made my point again. It's about pharmacists being terrible scientists that should offer no one advice. So your toothpaste advice should probably be ignored, and even though I made a point about it, you don't seem to know the difference between Plan B and RU 486. You people are frauds. Dangerous frauds.

This! That was a pretty circular debate about stuff that seems like it should be clear, theoretically. Identify however you want, nobody should force you to take a label that makes you uncomfortable, nothing is black and white in terms of either gender or sexuality, people's personal choices for their labels are their…

I have both a human and a dog who love me. They express that love by attaching themselves to me. When I in a really bad place I am accompanied at all times by either one or the other. When creepy people are around they get inbetween them and me. I feed them both, make sure they have water, encourage excercise, and…

Oh yeah. The women I know that want reductions get a whole chorus of sadness. As if tits are things that don't stress your muscles and bones. The same people that are horrified at the idea of gaining enough weight to be carrying the equivalent of a toddler don't seem to realize that is what breasts do.

Yeah I've wanted to buy some boobs for a long time and any time it comes up I get the chorus of "oh but I like small boobs" like I give a shit. I had to have a very direct conversation with the bf when we first started dating regarding my desire for tits and his "oh I don't care,I just usually end up with girls with…

Me too! I don't have the body for it anymore but damn it was fun. I could fit boys underoos with super heroes to show out of the top of my favorite pants. Tis is maybe why I still love Gwen Stephani. Keeping the dream alive.

The paragraph beginning "In 2010" is a fucking unreadable mess. Extra words! Missing words!

I'm assuming you are a public defender. Was that your goal going into law school?