Write a book. Do it. Do it now.

12 years ago my sister, then 15, was flying from Mass. to Kansas City. Creepy dude felt her up and she woke up with his hands in her boobs. When they landed in Ohio to change planes he got arrested and she had to spend the night in a hotel by the airport. Luckily, I lived a couple hours away and could drive up to be…

Marshmallows rolled in sugar are fucking awesome and the BEST Easter candy.

I don't get the appeal of purchasing paper tabloids. Do that many people really not have internet access?

As a cis person, I use "trans*" most frequently because the reading I have done indicated to me that this was the most inclusive way to do it. And also laziness. I don't have to get specific and I feel like it reads "best intention." But it is laziness. I have said some hurtful things in my life, just by not bothering…

Treat them like people!

But waiters love you, so you got that going for you. :)

Diet Coke-not very sweet, almost bitter, strangely addicting (there is actual science behind that claim too!)
Coke-Sweeter than diet, kind of a caramel hint
Mexican Coke-real sugar! So sweeter and much more of that caramel back taste,
Pepsi-all the fucking HFCS in the world! In every fucking bottle! In every fucking can!…

I have Queen Anne's Lace tattooed on my back. I'm even more feminist than I thought. Sweet!

Thank you! The number of people to whom I have had to explain this drives me fucking nuts. I think my next tattoo is going to say "it's not an abortion pill!!!"

Yes! I loved Burning Man for just that reason. Even though this creepy douche bag told me, and I fucking quote "You are going to need to relax your moral code and be okay with a little rape." This was about a week before I went last year. I saw nothing of the sort. Experienced nothing of the sort. And I walked the…

I think part of it is based on tribalism. Figure out "what you are" then join our group, but you are instantly suspect if you have been a part of a different group. As if you were a spy for "the other side." I don't think it's necessarily conscious, but I have definitely read accounts of transwomen being excluded from…

The race of the people saying these things is irrelevant. People of all colors say horrible awful things about gay people. White people have Westboro Baptist, black people have that church that advocates stoning on their sign. It's the content, not the author. Not to say that there isn't a huge issue with both POC and…

My 9/11 memory is definitely suspect. I was in a chat room (yes) on Tool's website and I thought people were talking about a hurricane or something. They told me to put on the news and I saw the second plane hit. I had been up all night doing coke by myself :( And I don't remember freaking out until later.

Really? I think maybe it's time to let the horse die. There's some real reaching and some weird cross generational stuff that doesn't even seem to make sense. Christ, last time you were hating on Popsicles. Sorry, otter pops/freeze pops/icee pops which is Popsicles without a stick. Find a new topic. If you think…

I am feeling a cross between "I'm old!" And "haha yeah they fucking rock!"

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. Always. For the dumbest shit. And I was happy for him. I though he was doing a great thing. And he was this instead. Fuck.

Erm depends on your dog. I have a Whatever breed. She has passed with no harm condoms, tampons and the top part of a pair of flip flops. She has eaten wood, plastic, a huge chocolate chip pot cookie, crotches of jeans and panties with no harm. I think she's part goat.

Tis is a fantastic movie! And inspired me to want their job. Oh Emirac!

For clarity, I should say that he wasn't asking me to do it, he was just veeeeeeeery curious about the mechanics of it. I'm pretty sure that he is now living somewhere with his boyfriend and all of his questions are answered.