This is all very much correct.

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

Hey, I’m okay with that angle. Tell us more! Tell us when people do it. Tell us the amounts of money involved. Tell us which politicians are involved and which ones left the room with a smile on their faces before the actual money talk happened. Tell us every time it happens.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

They named it after Brady because this is the car you drive after leaving your pregnant wife.

You lose, fartface!

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

He looks like an albino turd that’s proud of its degree from DeVry University.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Soccer? Damn near killed her...

I would agree with you but they made a powerpoint and had charts

Your City: Shreveport, LA

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Another premature exit for Pitino.

I’m more offended that he said that after claiming last week that he was a “lifelong [N.C.] State fan”, as if those two things are not completely incompatible.

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

She was obviously very busy tweeting Frederick Douglass to ask him why he didn’t show up to this important meeting of black educators. He’s doing such fine work, he would have been an asset to the group.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.