Eli, sadly, was not invited

What do we want?!

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

see this is why i was brilliant for majoring in history. there’s ALWAYS gonna be history being made out there.

I don’t want to indulge in stereotypes, but ...

It was a pretty good race. Honestly, Montano seems to be at fault for the trip, which is probably the (real) reason she knew not to protest anything. Falls happen, but it was her ridiculous antics immediately afterwards that brought her a lot of ill-will among track fans. Montano was not the only one to get screwed by…

fuck off

Best show in the world that no one has ever watched.

In a twisted way, the AfCON is kind of fascinating. It happens in the meaty part of the European club season so it gets attention, even if resentfully. It’s hosted in countries that people have barely heard of. It’s unpredictable as hell.

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

Near the LBI shore house we rented one summer there was a wing joint (Still there - The Chicken or the Egg) that had enormous wings. They had one of those challenge deals where if you eat 15 of their Nuclear wings in 15 minutes you got a free t-shirt, so one weekend (not coincidentally, the weekend my fiance was away…

Like a fucked up version of Willy Wonka.

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link: