The question is, which Chumbawumba song was it?  Oh, wait.

Under this new system, schools with rich boosters willing to spend money on athletics might be more successful at sports than others.

wait, can we hear more about the alien?

His middle name is Flint. For real. 

Chris - great stuff. is this whom you’re referring to?

one word:  MICROWAVE

Trail runners are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns in their Jim Walmsley cosplay outfits bombing down the trail at a whopping 6 mph like they’re training for Western States so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their trucker hats trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA has too…

You’re wrong. 400 and 400h, 800, 1500.

Wake up is straight fire

“Every single child should be afforded the opportunity to live, regardless of how they were conceived.”

I’d love to.  Let’s have them.  

Deadspin is #542 in the US Alexa ranks.

Take your fucking star

Gonna hug my wife and son a little more tightly tonight.  Great piece.

Good article.  But you neglected to mention the lucrative (I assume) prizes for the contest.

More about the farting dentist, less about the appliance

You do know that the US govt pays most medical resident salaries, right?  I’m sure you did. 

“Nogood” amrite?

see BurneredOut note above. This idea is terrible unless you like seeing immediate fouls over and over until the offensive team gives up and chucks up a 40 footer worth 25 points

duh