It’s too bad the world can’t witness your amazing Mario Kart skills because of a pesky blue shell.

Because it was always very serious shit back in the day right, gangsta?

I’ve always managed to secure all the trophies and such in Mario Kart, and I enjoy the challenge that the rubber band effect gives.

lol presumptive MVP...for some reason deadspin folks really want him to get it but everyone else thinks it’s gonna be Harden.

Actually, that sounds like a balls-cool cold open to me.

Yeah they really missed an opportunity to make the headline “SEO Proven To Produce Inefficient Results”

More shady SEO tactics...

Can’t figure out what’s worse: a cheating marathoner or a dude who runs a website on his own time watchdogging other people’s times.

This is one time when SEO didn’t want to be found out.

You’d have to be seriously insane to consider this kind of bizarre behavior. Running for miles and miles. Nuts, I say.

But that’s a bicycle. This is a tricycle. They are different products, and they feel different. You aren’t going to get the benefit of nostalgia from a bicycle, even if it’s a very nice bicycle. And this one isn’t just a trike, it’s a big wheel. I don’t know. I can see the appeal of this over just a bike, though I’d…

Though honestly that would be a pretty shitty Trek. $800 is where the components start getting decent and $1600 is where the law of diminishing returns hits.

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

I hope this cross posts to Jezebel...

I hope this cross posts to Jezebel...

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”