Go play with your stuffed animals. Nintendo is for big boys and girls, not mouthy cunts who can’t handle Mario Kart.

If you were actually good, you’d bitch a bit to yourself but earn the 3-star trophies after a few tries anyway. But instead, you’re just a piece of shit.

Nm

Everyone loves Skyrim, and that shit practically looks like it belongs on the N64.

Sheriff White Knight fo sho

This one goes out to all the ladies out there. Stay moist.

This one goes out to all the ladies out there. Stay moist.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmoist

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmoist

Yeah but he paid Rosa Parks’s rent for 10 years

Westbrook is an angry little leprechaun bitch. I’ve never seen someone work so hard to get so many stats, yet turn the ball over so many times. If he wasn’t such a god damn ball hog when KD was there, they may have had a title already. And even if they didn’t, Durant would have had a reason to stay.

Nm

It’s gentrifying. There’s so much to transform, but I came back to visit Detroit after living out of state since 2009 I was stunned at how much had already transformed. There’s a strip of shops downtown that resembles a smaller Miracle Mile in Chicago. There are articles about rent in the City of Detroit becoming too…

+1 eye bandaid

Every few years when they manage to make the playoffs, they always manage to do it by building a good record and then backsliding into the playoffs with a little help from another team’s loss.

So when does Rodgers steal Favre’s nickname and demand to be known as a The Ol’ Gunslinger?

That and having a bangin’ bod again

She’s the OG of basic bitches

I mean shit, you think marriage is a piece of fucking cake and that wives only treat their husbands like gods? The benefits and drawbacks go both ways.

Basically y’all just wanna fuck whoever you want whenever you want

Now, maybe women understand why Eve shouldn’t have bitten that apple!

We don’t need anybody having to call Liberty Medical don’tcha know