Yes, people do get text messages on their iPad.

Of course white people have posses. Cowboys and outlaws.

Didn’t know that Duke and the refs were body scientists. Like they experts on how the body moves and reacts naturally when you’re a prime athlete jumping and getting knocked around like that.

He’s gonna just keep running out the clock with more Wild Cards and Dunk & Egg bullshit. Not sure why he even pretends to give a shit about finishing the series anymore other than to troll.

Great lawyering. I suppose we owe you $500 just for reading this comment. Slow clap.

Nah, all he’ll do is dig his hole deeper by having to pay an attorney to get jack shit.

Intentionally stripped cars were clearly not what was contemplated by either party when entering into the settlement agreement. You generally assume good faith dealings on the part of the consumer, particularly as the consumer is being paid to return the car. Yes, VW acted in bad faith when it sold the cars in the…

Never knew Sherman was a Trump supporter.

U prediabetic bro? Seriously hope not. Big ups on choosing bacon over waffle.

Seriously. Fuck scramble bands with a rusty fork.

What a shitty, not at all funny band. I vote to disband them.

Still more feminine than Megan Rapinoe. I’ll allow it.

Incredible movie. Who else thinks that Star Wars Battlefront informed some of the feel of the movie?

Oh deer.

While it’s true that people only want to pay to see the superstars, I can’t help but wonder whether the NBA will become more diluted like the NFL right now, dumping more pricey vets earlier so they can save some money by signing minimum contract guys. Either that or it could drive the price of contracts down for the…

SMH LeBron James and his Posse never think about anyone but themselves.

Golden Gophers? More like Patriarchal Rape Culture Gophers, amirite?! Really flows off the tongue.

It’s not destroying feminism. It’s part of feminism.

I still don’t get why seemingly everyone needs to drink to have a good time. Are adults incapable of having a good time without alcohol? Survey says: yes.

Watching the Olympics is way better than going to a party.