Fortunately, Ilitch’s hair piece will live on!

Mike Illitch is one of the most important people in the history of Detroit. Not just as the owner of sports franchises and cardboard pizza. The guy has given a lot to the city. Sure, he got a lot out of it, too. But thank God for Illitch over the past 30 years. He is the one who first invested down in the wasteland of…

As a Blackhawks fan, he built an amazing hockey franchise that I respect-hated all my life. Hockey and sports lost a very good man and owner. Say hi to Gordie for us.

It’s important to remember that this dude believed in the city of Detroit when nobody else did. When every business was running away he was pumping money into a bad hockey team to make them a great one with some all time talent. Everything Detroit is now and may become in the future is arguably due in part to Illitch…

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Don’t you just love the parenting advice from people without kids?

I’m sure you’re right. Childless people make the best parents.

*cries over Ncaa football

Madden has ruined football games for a lot of gamers out there. Sorry boys

“A Dilly Bar is for one person, not 10...”

I’ll never not be amazed at how the Glen Mason firing continues to fuck Minnesota over.

A wild Chip Kelly appears!

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

I get so mad at them, and then I get mad at myself for letting them get me invested. Football is so fucking dumb.

Counterpoint: Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

I enjoyed the little graphic at the beginning of the game that was like “Here are some great Lions players who retired at 30 rather than continue to play for the Lions.”
Vintage Lions, indeed.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

After the game, Rodgers called his family to discuss the big win.

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.