Provided the rumor is about something consensual, then yes, I agree. I also do not want to know anything about Ted Cruz’s sex life. Just writing “Ted Cruz’s sex life” (twice now) makes me want to hurl.

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

Who do you think inspired Kobe to hold his shot until the last few seconds of every possession?

Oh god no that fucking horrific thing? Dear god it looks like it came out of a Corolla...

Just walk away Danny

I posted a link to this article on my Facebook, inviting my slutty friends (of which there are many) to join my fianceé Andrew in recreating/photo-video documenting this position:

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

This video comes with a pretty long lead up to the climax, but I’m urging you to watch the whole thing from beginning to end. You’ll appreciate the payoff that much more if you do.

Cleveland gets a second team. Both teams get to pool their wins at the end of the season to try to get into the playoffs. They still don’t.

Are the police sure they got the right person? She was there, then she wasn’t, then all of the sudden she was back. It’s possible she might have an airtight alibi.

Has anyone thrown around “Rocky Mountain HiGH” yet?

Here’s the production version caught in the wild: