Ok speaking as someone who was also mistreated by their parents, being “bitter” or angry can be part of the healing process, and no one is obligated to forgive their abuser. I take issue with this cultural narrative that it’s on the victim to forgive their abuser and if they don’t they’re small and petty and otherwise…

Yes! I’d never been a huge fan of her music, but I’ve always really liked her and her Dolly-reminscent humility.

The job posting also asks that the [applicant] also be able to have “room in their heart to love the kids and the mom; has a high capacity to be loved deeply by them.” The very next bullet point asks that the applicant also have “appropriate boundaries.”

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

This is by far my biggest objection to open floor plans.

Marriage Story reminds me of a shitty Woody Allen movie with the typical long winded monologue. They are the kind of movies films students think are deep but are just pretentious af.

NO! No! A thousand times no! I am a Bill Hader early adopter. He’s mine!

This has always been the Kobayashi Maru. There’s literally no way forward here that ends in victory. Just a whole bunch of different ways to fail. In that respect, this is probably the correct tone to attempt to strike. The deck is stacked against them in every way possible. Take a more aggressive or righteous tone,…

Dang, I miss Mary Berry.

After slathering my hands with lotion and putting on my Borghese conditioning gloves, I like to take a stack of Saltines, layer them with grape jelly, and eat them standing up at the kitchen sink.

More likely scenario is there are dozens of property brothers, it’s the only way you can explain how they can be on so many shows all at once. Same goes for Gordon Ramsey.  

There’s only one property brother. He’s just jumping back and forth very quickly. 

When Hillary’s not there to read them, the artist should replace her with a butter sculpture because BUTTER EMAILS never, ever gets old.

OMG the Sam Raimi first Spiderman is the best superhero movie. It’s a great standalone film. You are dead wrong.

“Because you’ll clean up for them, so they have no incentive to be careful.”

That doesn’t make you an idiot.

Yah, I think Tan is wonderfully genuine. 

I feel you - I inexplicably hate the receptionist at work who greets everyone with a fraction of that energy, simply because I will never be able to generate it :D

Leslie Knope, is that you?

Jonathan gave her his heart, and Nancy gave him a pen.