I’m being purposefully facetious and uncouth. Of course I do not think she’s a bitch.

This bitch was on Sunday’s Watch What Happens Live, and when Andy Cohen asked if it covered everything in Britney’s life, her vapid response was something stupid like “Yeah, it covers 26 through 27,” and Andy and I both were like, “what??” He let it go whereas my ass would’ve asked what the hell she meant, and if she…

Cool, can’t wait to watch.

Tell me about it. I held in my love for Britney for yeeeaaarrsss when I was in college and she and the other pop tarts were becoming popular. But now I could not give two fucks if anyone knows that when I hear “It’s Britney Bitch” my pasty white ass is getting down.

So she’s not faking this pregnancy like she did the last?

This is completely off topic, but I am in need of help. My best friend Crystal’s birthday is Sunday, and we’re all having a Sunday brunch to celebrate.

I cannot wait for them to come out with a Super Nintendo Classic. I wasn’t that much of an NES gamer, besides stuff like Mario. The Super Nintendo is where I became obsessed with gaming. Best console ever.

I’ve been wanting to play this, but I hated FF13 (and its sequels) and got bored as hell about 15 hours into FF15 and haven’t played it since. Is the combat in this anything like FF15? If so, no thanks. If not, what server?!

Uumm, I never really thought it before, but Serena’s fiance is looking damn hot in that photo. And fuck he’s tall, isn’t she like a 6 foot Amazon gladiator?

You win.

I know this is horrible, and I hope she wins, but... does anyone else chuckle like an idiot when the stupid ass cop barrel rolls for no reason at the beginning and the girl perfectly says “What the hell?”

2016 is truly showing us what a massive, gigantic cunt it was. Right up to its bitter end.

I know, bad shit happens every year. But 2016 just especially feels like it’s The Grinch, taking away our celebrities and our hope for shits and giggles.

This doesn’t sound good at all. You can’t take Carrie Fisher away, you hear us 2016?!?

You bought it for $59.99? Amazon will give you a refund for the price difference if they drop the price of an item within 30 days of you buying something.

You bought it for $59.99? Amazon will give you a refund for the price difference if they drop the price of an item…

You didn’t mention the most delicious bit; Chyna cleaned their house after she took all their crap out when Rob was busy doing something. AND she took all their food.

Blac Chyna left Rob yesterday.

Who else just MAD ran to Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat to view all this juicy Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian drama?

So we’re... all in agreement, right?

YAASSSS. So happy it’s not the rumored prequel starring Ellie’s mom pregnant with her. I was not into that idea. I want to see the continued adventures of Ellie, and hopefully Joel!