What’s wrong with hunting? I see no reason why eating meat from an animal you killed is worse than buying said meat at Walmart/Target/Kroger/Whatever grocery store one frequents.

Oh..... my...... GODDDDDDDDD that would be AMAZING! That wouldn’t even be shade, that would be Lisa Vanderpump throwing a god damn eclipse blotting out the sun at Brandi and smirking all the way to the bank as she and Kyle cackle like hyenas. PLEASE, Bravo, PLEASE.

Gaga has experimented with launch-date discounts since Born This Way came out. It too was only something like $3.99 on Amazon for several days during its first week, aiding in her getting around 1mil album sales in a week, before BTW died and basically sold little past its debut week.

Bound to happen when you heavily discount your album on its launch date on Amazon... just saying. They should really all do it to inflate their sales numbers, because it’s never gonna be where it was again.

I’m still paying off my student loans 20 years after getting my MBA at UofMaryland, a public uni.

I...I read every reply first, but I still was not ready for the level of ‘98 Geocities throwback

Please tell me where these soccer moms are at. I’ll force my nephew to sign up and pick him up after every practice.

My friend co-starred with her on State of Affairs. Like he was in every episode. It was his first major role in a television series, and he had a lot of scenes with K-Heigl, and he was thrilled when it was canceled because he hated working with her.

No, FD3 is the rollercoaster. 4 is NASCAR. They stupidly titled it The Final Destination instead of numbering it, though, so that may be the confusion.

Spoil me. Does Julia Stiles survive the movie somehow despite being as inept as ever?

EXCUSE ME but—Final Destination 3 is not the worst one. Have you seen the one that begins with a crash at a NASCAR event? It has the most wooden acting I’ve ever seen that I dare anyone to prove the actors in that entry weren’t Old Navy mannequins in wigs. Besides, they went to a NASCAR race. They deserved to die.

I was really put off by one advert I saw on a YouTube video where they shamed men that are uncircumcised. Mila Kunis is going on a date, I guess, and asks what to do if the dude is uncut, and Kristen Bell is like “Run away as fast as you can” and some other stupid shit about how foreskin is gross and nasty. The joke…

I watched like six episodes out of friend loyalty, but couldn’t deal with it any more after that. It was truly awful.

My friend Chris co-starred on her show State of Affairs a few years ago and has told us that she is a gigantic twat and he was secretly happy the show was canceled.

That’s pretty much exactly as I have always pictured it.

I’m kind of into Fatleck, too. I’d suckle on his man boobs, which are buxom, while lovingly guiding my finger around his pudgy beer belly.

I’ll never not love this, no matter how many times I’ve seen it. It is totally my friend Crystal and how she pours drinks.

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Chris Pine is fugly as hell? He strikes me as someone that would work at a gas station into his 70s in a locale that was huge fans of meth.

I’m going through the exact same thing with my best friend currently. I’m a guy and she’s a girl, so there is that dynamic. She, for the first time in a few years, is in a serious relationship and I feel like I have been completely shut out from her life. We use to hang out a lot, do random shit, and now it is an…

I can never tell what skin type I have. Never have been able to, even when provided with images and videos like in one of the articles linked above. I don’t really have any facial issues, besides the occasional zit every now and then and some occasional mild flakiness between my eyebrows, so when I feel like being…