Would. Hard.

I find Chastain insufferable.

The big takeaway from all this:

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I had a thought of this being like The Village, where Mom and Dad have convinced the kids that any little noise will attract man-eating red cloaked half chickens, just to get a little peace and quiet in the house.

They blow up so fast...

Uh, yes! I (heart) a furry ass. Dont @ me.

SEVENTEEN YEARS!

Hey, Christmas: Sorry I’m not home right now, I’m walking into Spiderwebs...

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Because the less thirsty ones only start talking about it when they really start to show and by then there are only a couple of months to go.

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Milla in The Fifth Element was amazing. I honestly thought she should have gotten a Best Supporting Actress nomination.

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

This demands clarification and evidence, supplied in the form of seedy, unethical gossip. Proceed.

Uh, it’s “boot’n’rally”. You're welcome, weirdo.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come and sit by me.