Would. Hard.

I find Chastain insufferable.

The big takeaway from all this:

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I had a thought of this being like The Village, where Mom and Dad have convinced the kids that any little noise will attract man-eating red cloaked half chickens, just to get a little peace and quiet in the house.

Uh, yes! I (heart) a furry ass. Dont @ me.

SEVENTEEN YEARS!

Hey, Christmas: Sorry I’m not home right now, I’m walking into Spiderwebs...

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Because the less thirsty ones only start talking about it when they really start to show and by then there are only a couple of months to go.

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Milla in The Fifth Element was amazing. I honestly thought she should have gotten a Best Supporting Actress nomination.

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

ITS no heresay if a second hand account is actually a first hand account via the witness heard or saw the interaction. Her mom saw and heard directly from Taylor the primary account. I actually had to object and call for heresay about a dozen times today and this is what was explained, some were sustained some…

Dear God that’s all I see when I look at this horrible girl. Is it the eyebrows?

This demands clarification and evidence, supplied in the form of seedy, unethical gossip. Proceed.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come and sit by me.