I’m sort of here for the idea of Aubrey being a handmaid in the Republic of Gilead that joins Mayday and the resistance to bring the patriarchy down. What a character arc.

I’m mostly concerned that these are just a start with the legalization of marijuana in my state.

I TAKE OFFENSE

I have nothing constructive to say besides ask who’s the hottie dude in the pic?

That married couple is total Facebook smug douches. I’m sorry, you’re not a bar. If I wanna sneak in a Big Mac and chicken nuggets to a wedding reception because I don’t wanna eat your shit, I’m gonna do it. I’ll look like an uncouth redneck and be talked about in the friend circle for years, but fuck you Siara and…

Even tho I’ve seen it over 100 times (no lie) I always do a double and triple take at his abs in this scene in Britney’s Everytime. Hubba hubba

Chick in #2 deserves worse than what she did, honestly. He dumped her and moved on. Get over it. Don’t trigger phobias. That just makes her a total cunt.

After a week of not being able to play it, I’m finally gonna settle in and finish what I assume is the last third of Horizon: Zero Dawn. Incredible game, one of the best this decade imo. It looked really good from the first trailers I saw, but I was sure HZD was gonna let me down ultimately and I am so happy it hasn’t.

I’m a nurse, and this is always the case with cops and paramedics if I get a chance to read their in-depth field report later. They use words and phrases that basically crawl out of the page like the girl crawling out of the TV in The Ring and hit you upside the head while screaming “PLEASE, PLEEASSEEE think I’m not…

I second this.

She has a podcast and she basically did an episode saying everyone is on a male witch hunt with all these men being taken down for their sexual assault and that it’s impossible to be sexually assaulted. According to Stassi no one can be sexually assaulted unless they’re putting it out there somehow that they want to…

I live near MSU.

She admits in her own book to putting her fingers inside her younger sister when she was sleeping. It’s very very very skeevy and gross and not only was her sister a child who couldn’t consent anyway even if she wanted to but she was also asleep.

An admitted child rapist not believing a victim and defending a man from claims of assault? I’m shocked.

I dated a woman that told me that when she was still in high school she worked as an extra for several days on that movie Piven did where he is a used car salesman. He brought her into his trailer and was saying stuff about how he could help her become an actress if she “helped him out too.” She declined, and he…

Holy shit, I never knew that. Noted for if anyone ever makes me something in a pie dish/casserole dish.

the fuck? Sailing on a first date?! Boy bye. That’s “been boning exclusively for a solid 3-5 weeks” territory. That moment when you quit pretending to be into beer gardens and start showing him/her the psycho that you really are inside for the first time.

Stanford Blatch’s tweet irks me. It’s trying to paint Cattrall in the most negative light, as if she were game for SATC3 then pulled the rug out under them all at the last minute. He’s the only cast member to take a direct shot at her over it. To me, it feels like SJP is probably using him as the gun while she…

Oh my God that would be genius tbh. Not only is it cute as hell, but they’d also get good PR from people talking about them promoting seatbelt safety. DO IT, producers

Right there with ya. Looking at her scrumptious husband with a certain level of thirst.