He still writes for Deadspin? 3,000-word pieces on obscure-rock-band-groupie-sort-of-documentaries don’t count either.

Who do you support then?

I’m not going to lie to you: Making pasta is a pretty huge pain in the ass, but so was hanging out with California Rob, right? Sometimes it’s worth putting up with a few annoyances in order to get to the good shit.

Anyone know why they won’t sell the rights to the networks for ALL the Thursday night games? To keep the NFL Network in the black?

Plus, when did team batting average begin to wholly determine the worth of a team? The White Sox hit the most home runs in the league that season, and its starting staff unleashed one of the most dominant postseason performances in history.

And people wonder why Bettman gets booed when he hands over the Stanley Cup every year.

I sort of feel like we didn’t really land on the moon, mostly because if we didn’t, and like a food I believed that we did, I’d feel like such a fucking duped asshole.

Any of you writing a novel? Is it any good?

My wife and I got caught in an ice storm in Oklahoma City a few years back in the middle of our big move across the country. By the time we got to the hotel the night of the storm, I’d been white-knuckling it on the highway for good 8 god damn hours. So I was exhausted, and hungry.

This is sort of a guess, but Derrick Rose grew up in Englewood. Despite the regression in his game, I wouldn’t underestimate what he still means to a lot of communities on the South Side of Chicago.

+1 too many concussions

An apt punishment handed down by the NFL... I think I need to lie down.

People who consider themselves politically agnostic should be rounded up and tortured until the narcissism is literally seeping from every pore of their bodies.

I’m Tom Brandy?

[Dan Snyder closes web browser after viewing YouTube clip of stabbing. Picks up phone. Dials PR flack.]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

When I was nine I scratched the word “fuck” into the sidewalk with a rock. My next door neighbor, the little bitch, ratted me out.

I’m a Bears fan and for myriad reasons wanted the Packers to lose this game. But I have literally no problem with the call. Even with the slowed-down replay I think it’s not unreasonable to call this roughing the passer, as the defensive end hit Rodgers in the head.

And we’re jumping to conclusions.

I literally rip off every one of your reviews when I try to break down the meaning of movies to my friends. I’ll now duly be exposed for the fraud I truly am.