Fine as in, they’re the new Sharks?!

Beyond Meat’s chicken product is spot-on. When you tear it apart you can see the fibrousness as if it were actual animal muscle. It also tastes and looks quite like chicken.

Do y’all need a tennis writer? I could do that for you, if you were interested. I have references.

Do you have a go-to tofu prep method? I’m bad at this, despite tireless effort.

What happened to Sean Newell? I always liked that guy, even though he got a lot of shit, for whatever reason.

Who you got winning the French? Men’s or women’s?

Pictured above: The scene on every street corner in Chicago should the city’s two baseball teams meet in the World Series.

Why?

Ben Gordon.

The Bulls should fire Hoirberg immediately and hire this guy. Would nearly make up for firing Thibs.

Oh man, this made me laugh. Just unapologetically mean.

Boo this man.

“It was impossible. It was like something out of “The Matrix.” I don’t know what-all sounds were involved, but my spouse says she hurried in and there was popcorn all over the couch and I was down on one knee and my eyeballs looked like novelty-shop eyeballs.”

Can anyone with semi-serious baseball experience describe what this must look like while standing in the batters box? I went to a batting cage once and stepped into the fast-pitch, 80 mph cage, and foul tipped one ball and swung and missed the rest. And I knew where the ball was going to be every single time.

Your first-place White Sox.

Roberto Luongo. Or maybe he belongs on the little girls list.

Raaawwwwrr! Look! Even after breaking world record I can shoulder press this bicycle thanks to the extra blood in my system!

I’d just like to point out that meat should not and does not connote: made from animal. If I make a Zucchini sandwich, is the zucchini not the meat?

I think of Claire Danes in the same way.

Wow yes