Braves: We need a new stadium!

They sale me books; they sale me educashin; cheerleders in tite duds... I’m graduate.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Will Brendan Dassey ever be able to watch wrestlemania again?

Football related question: Hey kid, is it harder to learn the OU playbook or punch a woman in the face?

To sum up, resources are unevenly distributed in the United States, benefiting rich people who don't need what they get, and denying poor people with legitimate needs. That sounds about right.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

No matter how many times you bring up how soul-crushing and miserable this must be for young dudes who have been on really good teams their whole lives up to this point (or at least teams with a legitimate chance to, you know, win games), the Process defenders simply ignore it.

This is because Rob Ryan’s playbook consists of 12 stick figures stabbing a quarterback to death. But at least the man had a PHILOSOPHY, dammit.

Any plans to scoop up Zach Lowe, Barnwell, or any other of the less-pretentious Grantland staffers?

Last week’s suicide picks of KC, St. Louis, and Seattle went 1-2, making me 16-11 on the season.

For the players’ sake — not that I, in my heart of hearts, care about the players, but let’s just say I was one of the players — I know a knee injury can ruin a career, and dry up the massive amounts of wealth a player is in line to receive — but I’m still taking a horrible knee injury now than the terrifying effects…

YOU GUYS, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. LOOK AT THAT BRO! JUST LOOK AT HIM!