Yep, you’re right. It was too much.

The arc of her reaction:

Is The Affair actually good? Or has my wife tricked me?

This continues to be the greatest troll of all time.

My god I’m constantly fretting over where I stand with my cats. I think that means I may have hit insecurity rock bottom.

This is because Rob Ryan’s playbook consists of 12 stick figures stabbing a quarterback to death. But at least the man had a PHILOSOPHY, dammit.

Where there’s a smoking hot girl. There’s fire.

Fieri actually comes off — qualifier here, this could mean nothing — as a pretty genuine guy. One thing I will agree with Bourdain about though, his restaurant in Sacramento is a big miss.

Maybe a random thought here, but as a Bears fan, this is why I think people are crazy to want to get rid of Cutler. Is he Aaron Rodgers? No. But he’s better than any of these crap buckets. And in the NFL that makes a big difference.

The NFL: Going to bat for the colorblind. Giving less than a single solitary shit about victims of domestic violence.

A conspicuous non-reply!!!

Hi, apples. I’m oranges. Have we met?

Who y’all think’s gonna win the Republican nomination?

Nah, it’s fiction. It’s actually an aging couple pretending to support the Nazis in Poland. The twist is they’re ACTUALLY Nazi supporters, and they’re only“helping” people to escape to ferret out traitors. I think it’s some sort of allegory about how people want to escape the problems of their marriages so badly that…

Cause you have any idea.

I think the complaint has been essentially laughed out of even marginal reality.

For the players’ sake — not that I, in my heart of hearts, care about the players, but let’s just say I was one of the players — I know a knee injury can ruin a career, and dry up the massive amounts of wealth a player is in line to receive — but I’m still taking a horrible knee injury now than the terrifying effects…