Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

I’ve worked in bars long enough to know two things: People are assholes and Drunk people are even worse assholes. I’ve seen numerous men and women be the ones to throw the first punch. Oddly enough women were the ones more likely to attack a bouncer rather than another patron.

Please get the fuck over yourself...

ALSO ITS A POST ABOUT PEOPLE WITH THREE LEGS

Ignore the haters. That was funny.

I didn’t mind your almost chuckle-worthy dick joke and funny gif.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

The tone of this is weirdly hostile.

Oh, I don’t give a fuck about that. It’s totally fine to not want to do something. It’s the reasons and the exact things he said. Don’t be a fucking idiot.

Proudest moment in my casual dating career was when I asked, he said he doesn’t do that, and I told him to leave. Then, I ordered myself a pizza.

He was on the first train to chow-town.

Yeah, beauty is subjective, but JLaw looks nothing like her at all.

Im specifically talking about people who go on dates with two to three different people a week, every week, for weeks. Maybe I didnt make that more clear, which is my fault.

I dont know what it is, but I have such an issue with serial dating. I mean, whatever works for you, great. But in my personal experiences the people I know that serial date are...STILL SERIAL DATING. Like the second I hear that a girl goes on 2-3 dates a week, that’s going to be an immediate no for me dawg. It just…

Sorry, I’m not sure why I’m so upset about the consistent practice of cultural appropriation and whitewashing in Hollywood. It’s no big deal.

This whole topic is easily researchable without reaching out to anyone and especially without asking the person you call to keep the conversation personal.

It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,…

Yeah, it was still not okay to seek out an Asian person you don’t know to have the white person guilt convo, and that is really how it looks to me. She joked about it afterward, but the feelings of having to hear/witness/be asked to be in that conversation must have been maddening.

nope. Tidla’s emails were typical IM A NICE WHITE PERSON GIVE ME COOKIES, she literally checked off the bingo list. Maybe she shouldn’t have blasted her publicly, but I don’t blame her, mostly because like her in Trumps America I don’t really care about white peoples feelings anymore

Captain Fantastic is great. And you get to see Viggo’s weiner.