situating a diverse ensemble around a white character will help make the show more palatable to viewers across color lines,

Kellyanne reminds me of a worn-out, fucked up animatronic at a pizza restaurant where the one eye doesn’t open all the way.

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

You know who else was a victim of domestic violence? The guy who got his dick cut off.

Looks like this is basically saying ‘don’t have cable, student loans or a car payment’. Yeah, after I finished paying off my student loans and my car payment, I was suddenly able to save hundreds of dollars a month. Go figure!

Why would you feel bad for her? She married a man that’s GREAT for women. The best. Just ask any of his wives!

I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for every woman who is probably going to get abused by their husband tonight.

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

....For three days

Regarding Chapelle’s comment about people being rights activists on topics other than race.

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Mine is “closure”. I fucking hate the entire concept, and it’s like if you don’t get or feel closure, here’s another thing you’ve failed at. The reality is some things are just so big, it takes a lifetime to deal with them.

His brother died of alcoholism and by all accounts Trump was less than sympathetic to his plight. I’m sure he sees it as sign of weakness. I can’t imagine he was a good dad to any of his kids, but one that also had the black mark of alcoholism on him surely got the worst of it.

His teeth always feel like they’re looking right at you.