But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

The best Ryan Dempster story is when he stayed at Fenway pitching batting practice to fans until 3 am after the Sox won the World Series in ‘13

I can’t wait for this!!!

Incorrect. We still loathe him.

As a coastal elite that lives in close proximity to a high target area, nah, I’m good.

So you’d like a bunch of soldiers to die so that someone you didn’t vote for can be shamed? That seems reasonable. You’re clearly one of the good guys.

Do we? No, we don’t.

Presidents who attained office at least in part on their reputations as bussinessmen (off the top of my head - am I forgetting any?): Herbert Hoover, George W. Bush, Donald Fucking Trump. These Presidents are not good Presidents.

People wanted a “businessman,” right? This is what businessmen do. But the government isn’t a goddamn business.

Jesus, if you’re going to make kids wear fucking t-shirts over their swimsuits, MAYBE JUST DON’T HAVE A POOL PARTY AT ALL. How unpleasant.

Nah, a spam bot does this:

This morning I read a FB article about a school that had a pool party for 6th graders (11/12 yos) and required only the girls to wear a non-white shirt over their suits. That’s troublesome enough, but then all the comments defending the policy made me concerned for my daughter’s future.

10000% unrelated, but she started following me in Instagram after I perused the Handmaid’s Tale Hulu page and she even liked some of my pics. HEAVENNNNNNNNN /brag over

I take—and have take Adderall—every day. I’m one of those weirdos who actually has a long and documented history of ADHD, and I never understood why people were fascinated by this drug recreationally. For me, all it does is make me feel...normal, I guess.

Needs a general stock photo of a couple holding hands and smiling with the whitest teeth possible next to a duck pond.

Yeah it’s similar to how Airborne’s shtick is that it was invented by a school teacher. Actually, I would prefer a drug developed by chemists.

Why do I feel like you are a spambot?

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

It bothers me because a loot of people try to fake ADHD to get medication...

This is super interesting!