The best is how everyone coos about their “perfect” American accents, which are always mostly kind of generic and that they use for every single American character they play.

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Note to all: YesYesThisAgain is our resident “but ACTUALLY” MRA type. Do not engage.

right as rain, anna my dear...right as rain.

The contest being between the anonymous woman and Harry’s chest hair, and the prize being the opportunity to bask in the dubious glory of Harry’s bare chest? Did I get that right?

Like they haven’t alrea...
OH. You mean get married, don’t you.

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

Prince Harry Waxed His Chest For a Woman 

When it comes down to writing about something he legitimately cares about vs. having the chance to be an inflammatory troll, I think it’s usually pretty evident where HamNo’s heart lies.

Being ironically tone deaf but it’s totally okay because he really is an ally and your getting upset over it is like, the point, man is his thing. See, because he’s so woke he can pretend that he’s not woke at all to flip the script and say offensive shit because it really makes you think, man. His being a tone deaf…

No no, I think you need to read it again slower. It’s satire, hu. S-A-T-I-R-E. How dare you suggest that HamNo has his head so far up his own ass that he is willfully missing the point in order to prove how funny and woke he is?

I was actually kind of excited by the prospect of Hamno (my #1 love-to-hate author I mostly agree with) using his usual style to talk about labor challenges that disproportionately effect women or something....but I guess thanks for the shitty pun.

Congratulations - when girls are being shot for wanting to have the same rights to an education as boys, when women are harassed for merely existing in every fucking country on this planet, when women’s access to healthcare in the U.S. is being dismantled this very second - you get to take the ONE DAY you could have…

Seriously?

This is just terrible. On international women’s day/A Day Without A Woman we don’t want to hear some insensitive asshole trolling us about how he’s a male ally.

This is not funny, Hamilton. For someone who loves to think of himself as quite woke (because you went to Howard since you were “really into hip hop”), this is a really shitty thing to post on a women’s website on International Women’s Day/A Day Without Women.

Mailsplaining!

I did a stint as a driver’s helper for UPS. Not the same as a USPS delivery, but similar. Holy shit is that tedious work - it’s like in some awful “sweet spot” where you can’t go on mental auto-pilot nor are you fully absorbed in the task. The work-days stretched on forever. I have a lot of respect for mail carriers…

How long have you been waiting to use this one Hamilton? I’m disappointed that you couldn’t have wedged a Fage yogurt reference in as well.

Frequently I will sit at home and think about how much I appreciate mail carriers and be so impressed with myself that I just have to go on a blog for mail carriers and post about it. Frequently mail carriers themselves don’t know nearly as much about the history or importance of the mail, or the lived experience of…