I have to admit I’m the same. I love seeing the brilliant construction of a gag like “behind that lemon-shaped rock!” Or a type of joke The Office used to do really well, where Michael would make an effort to look sensitive, and reveal how insensitive he was:

Tomorrow is the 28th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster.

That’s good....dang.

Which Deadspin editor

“The statute Kirk has been accused of violating requires that the Defendant have an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person”

Something similar happened to me. I was accused of exposing myself when in actuality I just needed to get some semen out of my testicles.

If this doesn’t work for him, he could always just say his pants were on fire.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I’m going full millennial here, but the person who took the video of the snapchat must be someone who knows Kahaloa well, because he has a “snap streak” with Kahaloa, meaning they send snaps back and forth to each other. There’s a little “19" next to his name, which means they have gone 19 straight days sending each…

I tried searching “hot giles” at work and it showed hits for “hot girls” and I got scared and closed the browser.

I am somehow boring.

Great article! It’s been fascinating watch you dig into Sebastian Gorka, and your pieces and those from The Forward are really doing a service to expose the depths of this piece of shit. It really highlights just how much Trump is taken in by conmen himself (even though he is a conman and should know better). Gorka…

:(

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

I had better luck!

I’m somehow not feeling any better.

To be fair, I google my own name and ‘hot’, too. It’s just that the pictures are.....not as hot and get really, you know, weird at the bottom of the search results. Seriously, though, what does a garden shed have to do with me being hot?

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

I google “hormonal changes in middle aged women” when I’m feeling hot.