Per my understanding of Shelburne’s reporting, at least, that’s not true. Her spot isn’t automatic. With the current structure, three Buss family spots are automatic—and the brothers submitted four names for those three spots, none of which were Jeanie. (See second and third paragraphs here.)

The comments here are A fucking plus. Y’all are awful, wonderful people.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

lifestyles indeed...

Nether: [lands]

No, like all food, tacos are supposed to be delicious. And these are some crazy delicious tacos, man.

Are you trolling? Read the headline. It’s not a big deal because he kicked her car. It’s a big deal because in this case the woman (who threw a drink on someone [who abused her]) was punished much more severely than the man (who caused property damage to that woman [long after she began trying to leave the situation]).

I mean, there was $3,000+ in damage done to her car, “so he went out and kicked her car” is putting it a bit mildly.

If your first reaction to someone dumping a drink on your friends head is to follow them to their car, menace them so they can’t leave, and do damage to their property you might need some social skills/life coaching. I understand 19-year-olds do dumb shit, however we do not know the circumstances of why the drink was…

I remember going to SXSW when it was a direction.

specifically about which way his chad hangs?

I just learned so much more about Al Gore

He’s one of those “I met a black person once and was nice to them so I can’t possibly be racist” racists.

I didn’t think my poor, rual county school education could be worse but I was wrong! At least I learned about evolution.

Shut your mouth, heathen. Geology is a sin.

lol the ironic part is that kids who are taught this stuff are going to have a much, much harder time in college classes (imagine trying to be a geology major after spending 12 years thinking the Earth was only 6000 years old), if they even make it in.

Reality and fantasy/horror never blended so well.

I went to an ACE elementary school, it is barely education. Dinosaurs and man, morality in math, earth is 6000 years old... all the old favorites.

On his way out, he also looked at one little girl, an African American with braided hair, and said: Oh that hair is beautiful. I love that hair, right? See, I’m totally not racist. I’m the least racist person you’d ever meet! Sit down! How dare you imply I’m racist, you lying child, he added.

Seriously, if this guy has billions, he can afford a tailor. His suits are always ill-fitting. I am an IT pro, don’t make anywhere near DT amounts of money, and my damn suit was still tailored to fit me.