I was just thinking about how this is being bad at gun responsibility 101. Your gun is not the same as any other item that may or may not be left in a bag. You should know where your gun is at all times.

I saw Dave Chapelle live at the height of his success back in the early 2000's. It was at the Orpheum Theatre in Boston. Never laughed so hard in my entire life!

Have to gush for a moment: Dave lives outside of my hometown and pops up in the downtown area every now and then. I ran into him a few weeks ago and he struck up a conversation with my friend and me! We got to hear a clip of the preview posted above and hear about the cold he got from recent travelling/working.…

There is no mystery here, he failed to cut weight and got dehydrated and they took him to the hospital. When he got there they probably immediately put him on an IV which meant he would not be able to make weight. Fight cancelled.

I like that he’s growing old and being a human and continuing to speak with mileage underneath. People like static, reliable things, but that’s not how being human works.

According to his email, he was on a hunting trip.

Lol @ crack of dawn

They’ve been trying to do this “alt-left” thing for a while. It is dumb and I think it’s only sticking with their stupid viewers, nobody else considers it a thing.

The Ministry of Propaganda is at it again. Couldn’t help but notice: the screen-cap from Fox News says, “Alt Left”.

Now, white folk, repeat after me:

And not one of the good guys.

1st blame it on his wife, ask them a question: do you know who i am?

GET THIS FUCKING IMMIGRANT TERRORIST OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

Even the bit he did on SNL after the election was very strong

I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights.

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

Fixating on a monthly payment as the “hurdle” for affordability is nothing new. Baby boomers with 15 or 30 year notes on RVs are a prime example.

Forget racism; the logic behind that paragraph is so frighteningly dumb that this man should not be a paid writer.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.