I swear, in the second picture I thought he was actually a ferret. Too cute!

I like to joke that when my cats go crazy, tearing ass through the house and meowing loudly, it’s because they can see things that we can’t. Stories like this (and the one in the OP) make me think.. maybe that’s not too far from the truth, you know?

I was thinking that I didn’t have a horse in this race but then I remembered, I told probably the biggest whopper of my life when I was 18.

My friends and I used to drink every weekend, and one particular weekend, late at night after my parents had gone to bed, I got in the car with a buddy and we went to another…

We have an ancient septic system. My brother’s girlfriend moved in with us last year, and shortly afterward our septic system is leaking everywhere and we eventually have to replace the whole thing. I did some digging around to try and figure out what was causing it, found a lot of articles (including Jez ones) saying…

I was always a skinny kid throughout childhood but in my mid 20s I put on weight, and now every time I see my dad or his family I get comments about my weight. My mom does the same thing - it gets kinda annoying being called fat.

EDIT: I misread the initial post, my bad

Dry counties are the worst. I don’t even get why they’re a thing.

I can’t speak for celebrities, obviously, but I feel like for regular ol’ people it’s a dependency/codependency thing. Some of us get used to being alone, but some of us have to constantly be in a relationship because we depend so much on other people to support us. *shrug*

When I was around 4/5 years old and my mom was pregnant with my little brother, I would talk to her stomach and call him "cherry pie", like the Warrant song. Even after he was born and for the first year or two of his life I referred to him as "cherry pie". I can't remember why or if there was any logic to it at all…

I am so glad you linked to that Tumblr, Mark. I'm going to be on there for the next hour or two, doing..
.. research..

The last thing I expected to see on Jez today was a Diamanda Galas reference. Bravo, Mark.

In a car in the back of a parking lot. I was bored and waiting on people to get out of the store, so I climbed in the backseat, shrunk down as low as I could go, and went at it.

I always wondered about this too, but thinking about it, Kyle's answer seems the most likely. By now it's just second nature for me to turn away from everyone else and adjust/readjust things when I get out of the pool.

I wish I could star this more than once.

Doritos Roulette sounds like a boring person's idea of taking risks.

And this time it wasn't for something dumb a politician said!

sigh. why cant my gender be better? ugh.

Oh man, shrooms. The first time I did shrooms my friends thought that they broke me. I only kind of vaguely remember it and my friends had to fill me in on it, but I remember we sat down after we did them to watch Monty Python & The Holy Grail. I just remember thinking it was the longest movie eeeeeeeeever, and my…

Twitter seems to think every single photo on Rihanna's page "contains sensitive material"

Now I'm going to spend even more time editing photos of my kittens!