I'll still call it a small victory! Don't take this from meeeee!

ALSO: Woohoo! Arkansas has less Alzheimer's related deaths than most of the rest of the south! Now to just avoid heart disease, cancer, septicemia, pneumonia and ever stepping foot outside of the house ever again. I'll be golden!

Most of the south seems to have problems with septicemia. Weird.

My mental image of this is really icky. I can't imagine having holes burned into your breast, it sounds awful. :(

I still have fond memories of Bob Vila and This Old House from my childhood. Rainy weekends spent inside watching whatever my dad was watching at 10AM, which was usually This Old House. It's a shame I never paid attention, because if I had maybe I could fix my own shit instead of calling my stepdad and going "Hey so…