In an alternate reality, Kidd didn't spill the soda, but was still fined by Mayor Bloomberg.

That is the dumbest thought anyone has ever had.

Gotta love the Arsenio ottoman slide at 4:25 on the video.

If you are not naked you are not streaking. You're just running.

France makeS history. Please stop.

Give the guy a break. He's been trying to fill bigger pants ever since he got in the league...

Hopefully this kid takes solace in the fact that he's the healthier of the two.

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It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

Go easy on her, Sean—she's just trying to say the sex will be forgettable.

Sweet mother of T.E. Lawrence, but only the Arabic language can make German sound sweet, sexy, and fun.

The match ended in a draw.

For this post, it kinda fits. It's like as soon as the 4th quarter ended he angrily yanked his laptop open and just started banging away on keys. No time for corrections. No time for love Dr. Jones.

The comment section is just fucking awful now.

I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.

Seriously, I don't think any comment on deadspin has ever made me so angry. Fuck you Tom Ley and the hipster, bitch ass music you grew up listening too

"aging dinosaur rocker"

They should make the PAT rugby style. Meaning, the PAT is taken from the point on the field where the touchdown is scored. So score in the corner, just barely crossing the pylon? Then that's where you kick/run your play from. Move back as far as you need to to get a better angle, but stay on that vertical plane.

I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure I would get more analysis from these guys than McCarver and Buck