"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

If you're gonna bring back someone, bring back Bobby Kennedy. Yes, JFK's assassination was traumatic, but losing RFK was the point when things started to wobble and spiral badly for the country.

Always lowlight truthers.

Someone definitely needs to explain this. I mean, who buys an NFC Championship photo collage?

Welcome to Deadspin!

Always thought his favorite club would be Rangers.

Little Drummer Boy is bad. There are no drummer boys in the nativity story. What is that song even about. I hate it and it's terrible.

Mohammed Islam is said to be relaxing comfortably with his girlfriend, Jessica (no last name given), who is from Canada and he met at Niagara Falls during vacation. He also plans on spending Christmas break with his uncle who is in Metallica, and can get front row tickets to any concert. Mohammed will spend the time…

Extremely relevant and I think everyone should watch this video.

Glad you could make it, That Guy!

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

We are all witnesses.

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

Personally, I thought the video production was a little Messi.

Man, he really needs to learn the American way of using code words such as "scrappy" and "natural athlete".

Is this like one of those Magic Eye things where you have to relax your eyes and focus at the same time? I still can't see him...

The Managers Waltz is an utterly pointless tradition.

#humblebrag

Overly Personal Impersonal Zombies: "Six years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life and married (tagged spouse name). Darling, as much as I loved you then, I love you even more every day. Happy anniversary!"