45. "Marshawn Lynch, through his thoughtful performance art, has compelled us to reconsider our media policies."

This is the most Atlanta thing ever. And I love it.

Jesus. Is that his actual voice? He sounds like a character, like an actual character.

Good call — zero effort from any of the yellow and purple on that play.

Ashley was actually referring to her sport in general.

1. To Mr. Leitch and the MFA flash fiction writers: the numbered paragraphs are neither avant garde nor interesting. In fact, I'd go as far as to say they're lazy. Try a transition instead. You should start trying.

Which is why Phil Mickelson immediately mentioned Dave Pelz — and later again — in the interview.

This should be a Ten on the stressor list for Pearl Jam.

touché.

Wasn't that Fighter Hayabusa's special move, the "back-brain kick"?!