With the news that you can now eat on the pitch, Ronaldo has come out of retirement.

cool story, bro

unlikely to ever be broken

Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

As a runner, this article bothers me. Who cares if these people ran rouge? Seeing as you don't have pictures of them with medals, are you SURE they took medals at all? I want you to find me a person that ran legitimately and didn't get a medal because they were out of them. I probably still won't care about this,…

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

The difference between a man-to-man and a zone

We just got back from FL with two kids under 7 and it was great.

I just went on vacation with my 5-year old and it was awesome. It was not a field trip that I suffered through as a chaperone. Yeah, she had a breakdown in the airport coming back, ostensibly because the CUN johnny rockets method of making a grilled cheese is a goddamn outrage and my promise to secure a grilled…

As a dad I'll say that (in my experience, others' mileage will vary) for every one of these "hellish" experiences that Drew writes up in a humorously exaggerated manner there are many, many times more fantastic moments that quite honestly top anything I ever experienced before becoming a dad.

Disney World is the best thing in the world for parents.

Nice show of sportsmanship by the opposing team. For all the talk of the racism inherent in international soccer it's nice to see a man recognize another man is having a really fucking bad day and trying to tell him it's okay.

"Snow Angel Masterpiece" is as apt a description as I one could possibly think of for this save.

Well that was glorious, thanks for posting it Sean. Poor Blake, I think he was in at least a quarter of these.

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

"But then you reach a point where you realize that's Captain America's true superpower — he makes things simpler, for everybody."

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

You've shamed yourself with this post.

I'm so sick of pundits who say that every call has to be right 100% of the time. Getting things right is overrated because it slows games to a crawl.

Oh good, the asshole I ordered showed up. I'm gonna have to call the company, though; they said 30 minutes or it's free.