I believe the phrase is, "invest in some fucking boxing shoes".

I'll never forget when he serenaded those brave astronauts.

True Fact: Every time the singer uses their hand as a prop as they change pitch, I come very, very close to doing something I'll regret.

You can really hear the wind whistling through Bonds's ears.

I'll bet Barry feels like a fool now, considering the long and sustained success Leland and the Pirates went on to have without him.

Not to nitpick but what good teams did Notre Dame beat last year?

Oregon didn't get "screwed", they "lost" and were leapfrogged by teams that had beaten good opponents. How many of Oregon's wins last year were even ranked by the end of the year? One - UCLA, who finished #17. That's what they got to hang their hat on for a national title bid. They beat UCLA. When you only play 2…

(Hears jamoke)
(Hears shake)

Now there are two 200-Million-Year-Old Rock Formations known as the Rolling Stones.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Or a violent conflict over control of Northern Ireland.

Good stuff, but today won't get much better than this? C'mon man, have some faith in your Friday.

Because if there's anything you want from your post players, it's off the dribble one-on-one moves.

What about Seahawks DE Michael Bennett going down with a neck injury after an awkward sack, and they cut to his father in the crowd, who's from Texas, with his son's jersey on, shouting "MIKE! MIKE?!" from the stands as they loaded Bennet on a stretcher....then he took off sprinting for the closest exit. That fucking g…

Basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

My guess is Lars asked for 50% of the gate.