no one likes a show off

Unfortunately, the statue of Dimitar Berbatov will remain just outside the 18-yard box for the foreseeable future.

I'll answer your questions with a question, if you'll allow it:

Denying the USMNT priority immigration at the airport, forcing them to walk through a hostile crowd.

This guy probably has a good blueprint on how to leave the U.S. Open early.

What about rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and…

Am I the only one who sees this as Jim Mora making this about himself instead of restoring order and continuing with his words about Pasquale? I fail to see the honor in his tantrum and storming out of the press conference. Once the reporter apologizes, Mora seems genuinley disarmed but too full of piss and ego to…

Update: It was Mitch Albom, pitching a sequel to The Five People you Meet in Heaven

Counting...it is one of those things you need to iron out from Week 1 to Week 2.

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For people who write so much about this specific nickname change, maybe you guys should follow suit.

All that time playing in Turkey, he was probably just really tired.

C. Trent Rosecrans

In all fairness, the Marlins aren't used to playing in front of fans.

crunchy, on toast.

Know what does great with grape jelly? Pretty much anything that can kill the flavor of grape jelly. Fuck is wrong with you?

Wow. It's amazing to see that sports has such a universal appeal. It's just like how, in America, you can wake up a baseball fan by telling him that the game is over.

He's now Badass Sanchez. Evil Sanchez...

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.