So angry, yet still polite. That is a hard skill to master.

"Siohvaughn" might be the most Black Irish name I have ever heard

Could have been worse. When Tiger dropped his trophy it cost him 100 million.

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John Daly declined the invitation, saying that Adam Sandler movies rubbed him a little bit too closely in the "hasn't put in a good performance since the 1990s" area

Way back in 1910, when Abraham Felterbuschenbaum arrived on the steamship from Gdansk with his young wife to start a new life in the United States, he just knew something wasn't right when the immigration officer told him, through barely-contained giggles, he was getting a more American-sounding name.

This sucks. Now no one will take the Gold Cup seriously.

I'm pretty sure they don't fix anything in Belize.

Yeah, like anyone really Belize these guys.

PS: PLEASE PUT NOTE BACK IN PRINTER PAPER DRAWER FACE DOWN BEFORE LEAVING AND RETURN THE ICE TO THE ICE BATH. THANKS!

I swear I have that exact same towel.

This reminds me of that level in ExciteBike where you fell into a giant hole and then the game froze.

This is the best in Austrian dirt bike racing? What a bunch of Wieners.

Whomever they were chasing is obviously on a mission from God.

You know what they say: If there's grass on the field, ignore the rubber.

Wait, what do the real victims get?

Deadspin's complete and total infatuation with Bill Simmons is peculiar and troubling.

I did Nazi that coming.