Every American who isn’t a Subaru-driving pussy is happy Trump won.

He’s been President for like 30 hours. What the fuck was Obama doing to help out the people in Flint the last 35 months?

Show me any proof that any of this happened, or else I will chalk it up to another hate-crime hoax.

C’mon now, she’s a minority and female. We need to do all the mental gymnastics we can to find a way to absolve her from any personal responsibility.

Nice work pointing out how white liberals simultaneously call everyone racist while also having the lowest expectations possible for any minority group.

Because you’re on Deadspin, and they think it’s edgy to hate on wholesome Americana. They did this post every week during the season and touted soccer games you could watch instead of football. Fucking soccer.

It was well before my time, but I’ve read a bit on this fight, and everything about it was weird. Biggest title fight in the world, and it was held in Lewiston, Maine? Liston, a known badass, going down without seemingly getting punched?

It was well before my time, but I’ve read a bit on this fight, and everything about it was weird. Biggest title fight in the world, and it was held in Lewiston, Maine? Liston, a known badass, going down without seemingly getting punched?

It was well before my time, but I’ve read a bit on this fight, and everything about it was weird. Biggest title fight in the world, and it was held in Lewiston, Maine? Liston, a known badass, going down without seemingly getting punched?

You deserved better for the Boyz II Men reference, my friend.

God, you’re the type of dipshit who watches the news on a Muslim terrorist attack that kills 50 people and starts to really worry about whether the woman down the street who wears a hijab will be yelled at, aren’t you?

With cases like this you can always count on an ultra-liberal to:

Mariah Carey’s new “boyfriend” is about as straight as a left turn.

Is there any head coach over the last 25 years who has been more underrated than Wade Phillips? He had around a 60% winning percentage and went to the playoffs 5 or 6 times, but everybody talks about him like he was Rich Kotite just because he looked like a goober. Unfair, I say.

Honestly, who is a more of a “pathetic doormat?” A woman who voted for Trump, or a woman who stays with and defends her husband despite years of infidelity and public humiliation, like Hillary?

Nonsense. Beautiful beaches, beautiful mountains, the BBQ is the shit, and most of the people are extremely friendly. Their are large liberal enclaves, too, if that’s what’s important to you. Raleigh, Charlotte, Asheville, the whole Outer Banks...all great places.

Ranting about the fact that I registered as a Democrat back in about 2002 because, as a moderate, they were the party I aligned with. I couldn’t stand the sweeping generalizations of Republicans at that time which essentially came down to “My way or the highway. Anyone who thinks differently than me is…

It doesn’t make you wonder why Saudi Arabia, a country with a tenuous relationship with the US that has an awful record when it comes to human and women’s rights, would donate somewhere in the neighborhood of reportedly $15-40 million to the Clinton Foundation, a US charity known for championing those causes?

First of all, I’m a registered Democrat. Secondly, there is a dispute between intelligence agencies that Russia actually was involved. Thirdly, Hillary getting millions of dollars in donations from foreign entities struck me as a potential conflict of interest as well. No one is truly clean when it comes to stuff…

God, the myriad ways that the ultra left is trying to overturn a democratic election is pathetic and embarrassing. All it really does is perpetuate every stereotype Republicans have had about anyone who has ever voted Democrat (anti-American, whiners, Commie sympathizers, etc.) Pointless recounts, begging an…