I don’t usually look at specifics either. Unless I see a dial. Then I check to see if it goes to eleven. That is, in all honesty, the only thing I ever look closely at.

I can’t help but notice that Cable’s gun goes up to eleven.

I’m more interested in how Duke didn’t land a kid named “Grayson Carter”.

how did duke not land this kid?

“Bill and I talked like we never had before,” added McDaniels. “I asked him, ‘Do you really want me to stay? After everything we’ve been through? Can we continue to succeed in the face of adversity?”

“And I’ll never forget what he said to me. He looked me square in the eye, and without any facial expression whatsoever,…

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

That;s why this is so brilliant. A dumb populace is not only less likely to question this decision, but five years from now when they want another new stadium, they will be too dumb to block that as well.

I always love a Sherman torching the South joke. Take your star.

Who needs libraries when you got ya programs, getcha programs rightcheeya!

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

To be fair this is Cobb County. They could save a lot of money by replacing the History sections with a couple dog-eared  copies of Battle Cry of Freedom and their film libraries with Glory and 12 Years a Slave

My ideals ALCS involves the Red Sox, the Yankees and a meteor.

“Russian hits snowbank with car, gets out and beats snowbank with hammer, only to be run over by rouge tank driver who is then hit by a meteorite.”

I love snow in Russia. There is going to be so much good dashcam footage!

Between the missed 2 pt conversion and the alternative of down at the 1, this might have turned out to be a god send for the Pats but for the sack fumble

At the time, I thought Ertz should’ve taken a knee at the 1 yard line. Pats out of timeouts, run the ball 3 times then kick a FG with about 10 seconds left. Giving Brady the ball with that much time left could’ve been disastrous.

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

How will the mouthbreathers who made a public stand about skipping the Super Bowl to “stand with our President and/or our country/the troops” ever reconcile these images with their own misplaced political allegiances?

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